poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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professorcoolguy:

pk—-love:

THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

professorcoolguy:

pk—-love:

THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

the-one-chin-wonder:

"̄ͧ̂̂ͨͪ̾͛͏̖̩͉͉̘̼̼ͅḤ̗͍̩ͪͣ͛̄̇́͟e̅͟͏̣̥̗ͅy̨͇̯͚̝͌.͓̺̍ͬ̀̃ͨ͐ͣͥ̋.̠͇͚̤̹̮̗͒̃ͨ̂ͤ̎̈́.̞͕̫͇͈ͬ̈́͑̄ͮ͑͝ͅG̸̨̪͓̜̃̌̋ͤͬ̚o̵͍̳ͤ́͗̎̋̏̽̿ͤ̕t͕͍͎̗̉́ͬ̏ͨ̉ͮͮͩ̕͠ ̼̠̘̰̜̓̕ȁ̝̭̥̬̰̩̰̖̐͗̍͜n̡̜͉̗ͣ̊ͪ̃̔ͫ͗̀y̴̧̪̫̝̫̿ͭ͌͊ͫ͋͢ ̨̻̥͎̯̠̃̽ͮ̈̇̅̒̊́͢g̰̹̥̲͒ͪͩ͑ͦ̊̔̂r̟͉̠͚̖͚̻̜͗̓ͨ̆a̰̺̖ͬ̆̀ͪ̕͜p̧̡͌ͭ͊̋̒͏͈̜͇̦̱ë̡͕̟̬͈́̊̄̔s̞̜͓̱͍̟̊̂͌̇ͯ͐͝͝?͇͖̳̙ͭ̏̆ͩͦ̆ͦ̚ͅ"̺̯̻̰̭̽ͪ̊̃̄͒̿͝ͅ

the-one-chin-wonder:


"̄ͧ̂̂ͨͪ̾͛͏̖̩͉͉̘̼̼ͅḤ̗͍̩ͪͣ͛̄̇́͟e̅͟͏̣̥̗ͅy̨͇̯͚̝͌.͓̺̍ͬ̀̃ͨ͐ͣͥ̋.̠͇͚̤̹̮̗͒̃ͨ̂ͤ̎̈́.̞͕̫͇͈ͬ̈́͑̄ͮ͑͝ͅG̸̨̪͓̜̃̌̋ͤͬ̚o̵͍̳ͤ́͗̎̋̏̽̿ͤ̕t͕͍͎̗̉́ͬ̏ͨ̉ͮͮͩ̕͠ ̼̠̘̰̜̓̕ȁ̝̭̥̬̰̩̰̖̐͗̍͜n̡̜͉̗ͣ̊ͪ̃̔ͫ͗̀y̴̧̪̫̝̫̿ͭ͌͊ͫ͋͢ ̨̻̥͎̯̠̃̽ͮ̈̇̅̒̊́͢g̰̹̥̲͒ͪͩ͑ͦ̊̔̂r̟͉̠͚̖͚̻̜͗̓ͨ̆a̰̺̖ͬ̆̀ͪ̕͜p̧̡͌ͭ͊̋̒͏͈̜͇̦̱ë̡͕̟̬͈́̊̄̔s̞̜͓̱͍̟̊̂͌̇ͯ͐͝͝?͇͖̳̙ͭ̏̆ͩͦ̆ͦ̚ͅ"̺̯̻̰̭̽ͪ̊̃̄͒̿͝ͅ

Fire And Ice by Within Temptation from the album: The Unforgiving (Special Edition)

and-we-run:

Bury all the memories
Cover them with dirt
Where’s the love we once had
Our destiny’s unsure
Why can’t you see what we had
Let the fire burn the ice
Where’s the love we once had
Is it all a lie?

as-the-pages-burn:

Happy birthday to the legendary Tarja Turunen!

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

bless this man. seriously.

ninnymuffins:

FEELS

ninnymuffins:

FEELS